Monday, 27 September 2010
Home from home.
I haven't even been here for a fortnight and my room is already looking suspiciously similar to my floordrobe at home. I seem to create mess wherever I reside.
Standard.
Standard.
Thursday, 16 September 2010
Wednesday, 15 September 2010
I'm so bad at packing. I have pretty much just packed EVERYTHING. Oh no I'd better take that hideously see-through blouse that I have worn once, in case there is a hideous see-through blouse party, and oh that fur coat that makes me look like a grizzly bear, maybe it will look better this year? That bag that's broken beyond repair but I used to like it so I better pack that too. Oh I only ever wear one battered up pair of biker boots 98% of the time, so I'll pack 17 pairs of shoes - you know just for that other 2%
Christ, I am not looking forward to lugging all of this up to the 10th floor.
Oh deary me.
Christ, I am not looking forward to lugging all of this up to the 10th floor.
Oh deary me.
Monday, 13 September 2010
Sunday, 12 September 2010
I never knew the meaning of chaos until I first saw her.
She was gorgeous but it ached to look at her. She was life incarnate, there to plea for my existence.
My foot shatters on the brake pedal.
He wasn't to be seen. I felt him, though; he stole the breath from my lungs. He was a frozen shadow, despair, he was death. He had enveloped us both.
She and he met, a discussion was had, a bargain made. She had wanted him to allow enough of her light into his unending darkness. Enough of her radiance to spare me and keep my being in this world, my soul on this spiritual plane.
My body begins disintegration; the world spins. I turn, you're hitting the windshield.
They had reached an agreement. I would survive.
She had saved me, you had not been saved. She had pled for you and you were given nine short months. Nine months, and then a lifetime of missing you. I feel her watching me sometimes as I squander her gifts. I am ashamed, though, it seems all I have managed to do is drown in life's possibilities.
He is gone now. He has claimed you as his prize and in the remnants of his darkness I am now lost.
I don't know who wrote this, or who it is about but I think it is a truely beautiful piece of writing.
She was gorgeous but it ached to look at her. She was life incarnate, there to plea for my existence.
My foot shatters on the brake pedal.
He wasn't to be seen. I felt him, though; he stole the breath from my lungs. He was a frozen shadow, despair, he was death. He had enveloped us both.
She and he met, a discussion was had, a bargain made. She had wanted him to allow enough of her light into his unending darkness. Enough of her radiance to spare me and keep my being in this world, my soul on this spiritual plane.
My body begins disintegration; the world spins. I turn, you're hitting the windshield.
They had reached an agreement. I would survive.
She had saved me, you had not been saved. She had pled for you and you were given nine short months. Nine months, and then a lifetime of missing you. I feel her watching me sometimes as I squander her gifts. I am ashamed, though, it seems all I have managed to do is drown in life's possibilities.
He is gone now. He has claimed you as his prize and in the remnants of his darkness I am now lost.
I don't know who wrote this, or who it is about but I think it is a truely beautiful piece of writing.
Saturday, 11 September 2010
what comes before part b? PART-A!
Dearest weather, please man the fuck up and stop raining for one day.
camping and marshmallows!
camping and marshmallows!
Friday, 10 September 2010
Wednesday, 8 September 2010
Tuesday, 7 September 2010
HOW did this happen!?
"Hello, this is your insurance company - we will be claiming costs for possible repair to your vehicle from the other party." Oh, well thats good ... "We will also be claiming for a hire car to be sent to you untill your vehicle is fixed." EVEN BETTER. I wasn't expecting a hire car ... and then THIS beast of a car turns up.
Old car: Probably worth about £600, tops ... 3 doors, 0.9 litre engine, a dodgy clutch, no central locking and pretty battered around the edges.
Shiney new hire car: Worth over £7,000 ... 5 doors, 2 litre diesel engine, electric controls for pretty much anything you can imagine, central locking and an actual fully working clutch and gears.
I feel so smooooooth driving it, and its clean!
CLEAR WINNER.
Monday, 6 September 2010
Sunday, 5 September 2010
What on earth did I do in a past life?
SERIOUSLY. I have had the worst luck ever over the past 7 days! First I wrote off my knee, then I left my phone and enitre contents of purse on brighton beach (okay, that was less bad luck more drunken stupidity, but still. and then a lovely man with grey dreads and a dreadlocky dog found it and gave it all back. lovely man. So thats good luck really I suppose.) BUT STILL. Someone has just WRITTEN OFF MY BLOODY CAR.
By trying to overtake me, when I'm turning RIGHT.
Those little orange flashy lights are there for a reason dickwad. Probably would have been okay if he wasn't going so fast that he couldn't actually stop so just skidded full on into the side of me. Goodbye transportation!
koi7gufr56yuioylklhguyftdyrstaaarrrrrGHHHH!
Okay. Rant over. Seriously though, I fucking love that car. I even gave her a name and wrote it in shiney letters on her bum.
By trying to overtake me, when I'm turning RIGHT.
Those little orange flashy lights are there for a reason dickwad. Probably would have been okay if he wasn't going so fast that he couldn't actually stop so just skidded full on into the side of me. Goodbye transportation!
koi7gufr56yuioylklhguyftdyrstaaarrrrrGHHHH!
Okay. Rant over. Seriously though, I fucking love that car. I even gave her a name and wrote it in shiney letters on her bum.
Thursday, 2 September 2010
Buffy soundtrack fuckyeah
Bif Naked - Lucky
Dandy Warhols - Bohemian Like You
Blink182 - All The Small Things
Dandy Warhols - Bohemian Like You
Blink182 - All The Small Things
Wednesday, 1 September 2010
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