Sunday, 5 September 2010

What on earth did I do in a past life?

SERIOUSLY. I have had the worst luck ever over the past 7 days!  First I wrote off my knee, then I left my phone and enitre contents of purse on brighton beach (okay, that was less bad luck more drunken stupidity, but still.  and then a lovely man with grey dreads and a dreadlocky dog found it and gave it all back. lovely man.  So thats good luck really I suppose.)  BUT STILL.  Someone has just WRITTEN OFF MY BLOODY CAR.
By trying to overtake me, when I'm turning RIGHT.
Those little orange flashy lights are there for a reason dickwad.  Probably would have been okay if he wasn't going so fast that he couldn't actually stop so just skidded full on into the side of me.  Goodbye transportation!
koi7gufr56yuioylklhguyftdyrstaaarrrrrGHHHH!
Okay. Rant over.  Seriously though, I fucking love that car.  I even gave her a name and wrote it in shiney letters on her bum.