HOW did this happen!?

"Hello, this is your insurance company - we will be claiming costs for possible repair to your vehicle from the other party."  Oh, well thats good ... "We will also be claiming for a hire car to be sent to you untill your vehicle is fixed." EVEN BETTER.  I wasn't expecting a hire car ... and then THIS beast of a car turns up.

Old car: Probably worth about £600, tops ... 3 doors, 0.9 litre engine, a dodgy clutch, no central locking and pretty battered around the edges.

Shiney new hire car: Worth over £7,000 ... 5 doors, 2 litre diesel engine, electric controls for pretty much anything you can imagine, central locking and an actual fully working clutch and gears.

I feel so smooooooth driving it,  and its clean!

CLEAR WINNER.