I have a story. Once upon a time there was a pea. She didn't know she was a pea untill she met anouther pea. He was a sweet pea and she was a dumpy pea. The sweet pea liked ducks and Rocky, the dumpy one also liked ducks but wasn't ever so keen on Rocky. Despite the sweet pea's best attempts, dumpy never did quite catch on to the whole Rocky-fetish thing.
Once, sweet pea went to a Kanye West concert in Brighton town, he went on the pier before he went and he won two teddies. These teddies also attended the Kanye West concert before making their way to their new home inbetween the cushions on dumpy's sofa.
On anouther day, sweet pea, dumpy pea and the two teddies watched Disney films, and that was the day when sweet pea lost a biscuit eating competition to a swine. And then cried and compared bambi's mum to fiddy cent.
Dumpy pea bought sweet pea a tin of peas once, sweet pea still has them.
Maybe one day they'll get eaten, but if i'm honest they are probably mouldy by now because it was a mighty long time ago, which makes me happy because these pea's are still pea's, and still will be when they're 64 and wrinkled old peas. :)
